So I broke both his ribs.

–some girl on Spring Garden Road commenting on how she handled it when her boyfriend called her a stunned cunt.

It’s not a boob job. It’s a boob career.

–me commenting on the latest incarnation of Pamela Anderson on the cover some men’s mag.

Buckle tuckle.

–Beth’s description of a guy wearing a t-shirt that is only tucked in such a way that you can see his belt buckle.

Who has more fun than people?

–a co-worker recalled this phrase from his youth.