Nerd Alert

“Gary Schare, Microsoft’s director of product management for Windows, has been assigned the unenviable task of explaining how Microsoft plans to respond to the Firefox challenge with a product whose features were last updated three years ago. He has said that current users of Internet Explorer will stick with it once they take into account ‘all the factors that led them to choose I.E. in the first place.’ Beg your pardon. Choose? Doesn’t I.E. come bundled with Windows?” – Randall Stross, The Fox Is in Microsoft’s Henhouse (and Salivating) | NY Times

Film

“In my ideal cinémathèque, ‘The Life Aquatic’ would play on a permanent double bill with ‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.’ Mr. Anderson and Stephen Hillenburg, Mr. Squarepants’s creator, share not only a taste for nautical nonsense, but also a willingness to carry the banner of unfettered imaginative silliness into battle against the tyranny of maturity.” – A.O. Scott (The New York Times)

News

“In August, 2003, in Montreal, four people opened their umbrellas at 13:00 hrs, signalling 40 others to approach for instructions. Minutes later, at a designated spot, they all began quacking, tossed rubber ducks into a fountain then left.” – RCMP report (National Post)